Diary of a Crazy Pregnant Woman, Part 3

This is just not right.

How does something like this EVEN HAPPEN?

 

Foot thieves have come during the night and stolen away my feet.

Who does this kind of thing?!?

They were down there yesterday when I looked...

 

And now they are gone.

I think I need to go sit down and think this over.  

 

What do foot thieves do with the feet they absconded?  Pawn them?  Sell them on the black market?

Did I leave them somewhere?

Tootie Dog, have you seen them?

 

Oh.

There they are.

(I promise my legs are not as swollen as they look.  Bad angle, I guess.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with the leftover Valentine's chocolate I've been pounding away on.)

In unrelated news, they did it again.

In this unfortunate day and age of crazy people torching churches, I have to wonder if this is REALLY a good idea.  Some people may take it as a dare.

All right.  There's still leftover Valentine's candy to be eaten.  I have a job to do.